Feminism and Vaginism

Vaginism is the involuntary contraction – a spasm – of the muscles surrounding the vagina, caused by any object getting near or touching the vagina. It affects a woman’s ability to engage in any form of vaginal penetration, including sexual intercourse, insertion of tampons, etc. Feminism is something similar – no wonder their names are also similar. Feminism is a spasm of the entire being of a woman, affecting her ability to engage in normal mental activities such as clear thinking, rational self-assessment or participating in a civil discussion. And so a description of vaginism should also be a decent description of feminism. We only have to change some words. Let’s see:

“Feminism – also called a “misandric spasm” – is a mental dysfunction in women, caused by the involuntary contraction of women’s brains every time something gets close to the cerebral cortex, be it a thought, facts or truths of everyday life, the woman’s own experiences or anything else. This of course prevents any activities which would require a properly functioning brain (activities like participating in a constructive discussion, forming an objective judgment, etc). There exist less severe forms of feminism when not every topic or thought triggers the spasm (there are victims of this illness who are capable of having a normal conversation on subjects strictly unrelated to gender).

The woman does not directly control or ‘will’ the feminist spasms to occur or disappear; it is an involuntary mental response. This means the mental dysfunction is not easily curable. Feminism is a complex problem, most probably related to personality, personal values and experiences, and sometimes a particular partner. The reasons of its development are also diverse, including but not limited to:

  •  unspecific fears caused by the lack of education or knowledge about the world
  • ‘modern’, immoral upbringing
  • deep inner (sexual) conflicts, subconscious remorse
  • negative experiences or intellectual shocks (like finding out that men are smarter and can pee standing up*)
  • the general dislike of men for any reason
  • latent homosexuality, frustration, sexual dysfunction

Feminism won’t heal if left untreated. A professional (an MRA) can be of great help towards healing, but at the very least a proper understanding of the differences in men’s and women’s ways of thinking is needed, alongside an objective observation of the mental spasms and a willingness to undergo strict therapy.”

* I have googled for the term ‘men can pee standing up’ and it suggested ‘women can pee standing up’… WTF LOL

[The original text – in my native language – was written by Maestro]

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5 Responses to Feminism and Vaginism

  1. Richard says:

    Now this post – made me laugh really damned hard.

    I like that definition of feminism – best one yet.

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  3. Anon says:

    Actually it is called vaginismus, but the point still stands

  4. Deansdale says:

    Wikipedia: “Vaginismus, sometimes anglicized vaginism” :)

  5. maestro says:

    Cheers mates :-)))

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